buzzfeed: Etsy user Jason Heuser explains: In 1963, after the alleged JFK assassination, John F. Kennedy was sent the moon to be the first man to walk on the moon. This was kept secret to us, and we were made to believe he was assassinated on November 22nd, 1963 … Upon arrival, his mission was to clear the moon of any alien life to make future moon landings easy and safe. He lived on the moon for 26 years, hunting and slaying aliens until NASA lost communication … His death has still not been confirmed; however, many believe he’s still murdering aliens today. Why do I even bother majoring in history if they keep all the interesting stuff secret

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Etsy user Jason Heuser explains:

In 1963, after the alleged JFK assassination, John F. Kennedy was sent the moon to be the first man to walk on the moon. This was kept secret to us, and we were made to believe he was assassinated on November 22nd, 1963 … Upon arrival, his mission was to clear the moon of any alien life to make future moon landings easy and safe. He lived on the moon for 26 years, hunting and slaying aliens until NASA lost communication … His death has still not been confirmed; however, many believe he’s still murdering aliens today.

Why do I even bother majoring in history if they keep all the interesting stuff secret

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    JFK, Alien Hunter on the moon. Yup.
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    Totally plausible.
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    ON a space android unicorn
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    Do I hear a JFK: Alien Hunter Movie deal being made? I think I do
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    Fantastic? Yes thats the word I’m looking for, FANTASTIC.
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    The perfect Presidents Day gift.
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    Why do I even bother majoring in history if they keep all the interesting stuff secret
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